And even more meanwhile, infamous studio heads Ian and Mel Glick continue to produce juggernaut high-grossing dreck, casting-couch perversion, and cocaine hijinks. But there's more. Storms returns!the world's most lovable serial killer is back, bringing together an Oscar-worthy cast of Sunshine State nut jobs with his insatiable passion for All Things Florida.
The Big Bamboo Serge Storms series Book 8 #ad - During this latest cavalcade of nonstop felonies—from Tampa to Fort Lauderdale to Orlando—Serge finds time to resurrect his obsession with movies, particularly those showcasing his beloved home state. Serge A. But, of course, being Serge, his mission is sidetracked by perpetual detours to irresistible celluloid landmarks .
And he wants answers! why aren't more films shot here? how come the ones that are stink so bad? And what's up with filming "Florida" scenes in California? Then there's the cryptic message from his grandfather, Sergio, telling him to go to Los Angeles to uncover a mysterious secret from the distant past.
It's too much of a coincidence.
Hurricane Punch Serge Storms series Book 9William Morrow #ad - It looks like a serial killer is on the loose—another serial killer—which highly offends Serge's moral sensibilities. And he vows he'll stop at nothing to unmask his thrill-killing rival and make All Things Right—though Coleman's triathlete approach to the sport of polyabuse binging threatens to derail the mission more completely than the entire combined Sunshine State police community could ever hope to.
But as serge and his burnout buddy Coleman go storm-chasing, bodies begin turning up at a disturbing rate, even by Florida standards. That lovable, justice, under-undermedicated dispenser of truth, and trivia is back with a vengeance—just as his cherished home state is about to take a beating from a conga line of hurricanes bearing down on the peninsula.
Atomic Lobster Serge Storms series Book 10William Morrow #ad - But wait! there's more on the horizon! who is the oddly familiar femme fatale named rachael? is serge wrong that guns, and strippers don't mix? What sets the Non-Confrontationalists off on a rampage? What finally brings Coleman and Lenny together? Will they succeed in building the biggest bong ever? And can Serge surf a rogue wave to victory?So batten the hatches, don the life jackets, drugs, and take cover as all these questions and more are answered in the latest adventure from the acclaimed author of Hurricane Punch.
Why is everyone rushing to flee Tampa on a cruise ship to hell?Serge is back with a bullet, torn between homicide and souvenirs. Then there's good ol' jim davenport, the e-team, and johnny Vegas, the Diaz Brothers, the Accidental Virgin, cranking up the fevered action as the pot boils over on a street called Lobster Lane.
Atomic Lobster Serge Storms series Book 10 #ad - It's reunion time in the sunshine state, whose nastiest, and we're not just talking the family jamboree of that blood-soaked criminal clan, the McGraws, meanest member is finally released from prison and heads south bent on revenge. So is coleman, torn between getting hammered and getting more hammered.
. On top of it all, the government is covering up a growing list of mysterious victims across Florida who may or may not be connected to a nefarious plot being hatched against national security.
Cadillac Beach: A Novel Serge Storms series Book 6William Morrow #ad - Not so much for anyone else. Storms, anyway. And busting out of Chattahoochee State Hospital. Without his meds! the thrill-killing floridaphile needs to get to the bottom of his bookie grandad's bizarre 1964 death -- not to mention launch "Serge & Lenny's Florida Experience, " the new Miami specialty tour venture he's cooked up with his best brain-dead druggie-buddy.
. It's all good. For serge A.
Torpedo Juice Serge Storms series Book 7William Morrow #ad - And finding his doped-up basket case bud Coleman along the way. The drinks are on Sunshine State historian/spree killer Serge A. Right. So he's motoring down to the Florida Keys -- the ultimate end of the line -- in search of Ms. But for serge, swindlers, "getting hitched" doesn't necessarily mean "settling down" -- not when South Florida is crawling with slimeballs, unrepentant jerks, and annoying bystanders whose ranks need some serious thinning.
. Storms, who's decided it's high time he got married.
The Stingray Shuffle Serge Storms series Book 5William Morrow #ad - Storms is off his meds, drug dealers, spoiled frat boys, women's book clubs, no one is safe -- not Russian hoods, Jamaican mobsters, bad Vegas-rejected local lounge acts -- especially when $5 million in cash in a bugged suitcase is still racing up and down the Eastern Seaboard. But in the oddball circus known as the Sunshine State, little things like astronomical body counts tend to get lost in the shuffle.
When serial-killing local Florida historian Serge A.
Electric Barracuda: A Novel Serge Storms series Book 13William Morrow #ad - The miami herald put it best: “Nobody, but nobody, writes like this guy. ”. Storms can rejoice. Dorsey differs from writers such as Carl Hiassen, James Hall, and Elmore Leonard…These guys fire bullets. Dorsey makes sure his gun is filled with hollow-point. Sarasota herald tribuneReaders who can’t get enough of lovable serial killer Serge A.
This time serge is a fugitive running from the police, and murder and mayhem have never been more over-the-top hilarious. He’s back in electric barracuda—the latest outrageous romp through the Sunshine State by Tim Dorsey, master of the zany crime thriller. Tim dorsey’s Electric Barracuda is not to be missed.
When Elves Attack: A Joyous Christmas Greeting from the Criminal Nutbars of the Sunshine State Serge Storms series Book 14William Morrow #ad - Storms, the most endearing psychopath since Dexter. The undisputed king of the comic crime novel. Providence journalnobody does florida weirdness quite like tim dorsey! Case in point: When Elves Attack, the New York Times bestselling author’s twisted Christmas present to his legion of adoring fans who can’t get enough of thrill-killer and Sunshine State historian Serge A.
. Think bad santa and national lampoon’s family vacation, blend in Dorsey’s trademark appetite for destruction, and you’ve got hilarious crime fiction black comedy that anyone would be thrilled to discover stuffed in their Christmas stocking. More outrageous than santa claus in a speedo, when elves Attack serves up a Yuletide feast of the “pure gonzo humor” the New York Times Book Review enthusiastically attributes to this fearlessly funny writer.
When Elves Attack: A Joyous Christmas Greeting from the Criminal Nutbars of the Sunshine State Serge Storms series Book 14 #ad - Dorsey offers the perfect antidote for all those sappy feel-good holiday stories with this zany blockbuster extravaganza in which his wonderfully deranged serial killer Floridaphile delivers his special brand of Christmas cheer.
Pineapple Grenade: A Novel Serge Storms series Book 15William Morrow #ad - The undisputed king of the comic crime novel. Providence journal“i guarantee Dorsey will never win the Nobel Prize for Literature—he’s far too funny. Richmond times-dispatch“if you’ve never read Dorsey, you need to start…You won’t be disappointed. Miami heraldgloriously unrepentant florida serial killer Serge Storms is back—and he’s finagled his way into becoming a secret agent in Miami—in another outrageous crime comedy from New York Times bestselling author, Tim Dorsey.
. In pineapple grenade, the incomparable Serge takes up spying for the president of a banana republic, and now Homeland Security wants to bring him down. It’s always a wild ride when dorsey’s at the wheel, and with Pineapple Grenade he delivers his most explosively hilarious road trip to date.
Nuclear Jellyfish: A Novel Serge Storms series Book 11William Morrow #ad - Wodehouse’s best work. Richmond times-dispatch tim dorsey’s outrageously zany, and uproariously funny Nuclear Jellyfish marks the triumphant return of lovable, gleefully violent, thrill-killing Florida historian and tireless civic booster Serge A. The bestselling author of atomic lobster, and florida roadkill, triggerfish Twist, Dorsey can match Carl Hiaasen punch-for-punch when it comes to fictionally depicting Sunshine State madness—and he’s taken his rightful place alongside Christopher Moore in the pantheon of top American humorists.
Dorsey’s brilliantly, profanely funny 11th novel…zips along like P. G. Nuclear jellyfish is a veritable wmd of radioactive hilarity—as Denver’s Rocky Mountain News so aptly puts it, “It doesn’t get any better. ”. Storms.
Orange Crush Serge Storms series Book 3William Morrow #ad - And it appears that pretty much everybody from Tallahassee to Miami Beach is trying to kill him. The republicans' "golden boy" -- and a loyal, unquestioning tool of the powerful special interests -- handsome, unthreatening, Florida governor-by-default Marlon Conrad seems a virtual shoo-in for re-election.
Now it's just three weeks before the election and marlon is suddenly talking about "issues" and "reform" as he crosses the length and breadth of his home state with an amnesiac speechwriter and a chief of staff who turns catatonic in the presence of minorities. That is, until he undergoes a radical personality shift during a bloody military action in the Balkans.
Orange Crush Serge Storms series Book 3 #ad - The governor's new-found conscience might well cost him the election, though.